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Laptop picks - November '09

Christmas time is coming up and many people turn to thinking about gifts. I believe, as a result, there have been a lot of quality rankings of laptops published lately. I found more than a few of these reports are based off of warranty claims. To me this seems like an odd choice as good laptops are rated entirely in terms of not coming in for service and non-warranty work is totally ignored. I decided to go back through my old notes dealing with various commercial and consumer laptop work and contact trusted colleagues that have proven time and again they knew what they were doing. (Flakes were avoided at great cost)

The following list is a best to worst set of leading laptop brands. It is based on long-term reliability of hardware only. The quality (or lack there of of the software/OS is ignored) The list does take into account an extended warranty, but at least the top tier don’t really need it. Brand based caveats/Errata follow the list.

  1. Toshiba / Fujitsu / NEC
  2. Sony / Apple
  3. Panasonic / Samsung
  4. Asus
  5. Dell
  6. HP / Compaq
  7. Thinkpad
  8. Acer / Gateway

Toshiba - The  “A” series category is ignored. These are subcontracted low end economy laptops. The intended use is the non-mobile college space saving desktop replacement that’s designed to last about a year WITHOUT abuse. The ranking ignores these laptops and lumps them with the subcontractor

Sony / Apple - As boutique brands, they are really do a lot to invest money into the hardware, but the hardware is very picky and proprietary. You want services contract with high SLA’s because once something goes hinky it takes talent, skill, an certain amount of luck to get things back right. But over all if you don’t tinker too much good things happen.

Panasonic / Samsung - Not really much to say about these ranking maybe a bit low because simply due to them not being  US-centric brands

Asus - Is pretty much the definition of average.

Dell - Dell is a tricky rating. This relies heavily on the support contract. Overall the build quality is poor and a lot of this comes from the just-in-time business method. That said, Dell keeps plenty of spare parts for years and the good support contracts have a tech out installing replacements in under 24 hours. The odd thing with this brand is that often after a gold contract comes out, with 2-3 repairs, the build quality and longevity of the laptop has increased as much as tenfold from the original build.

HP / Compaq - HP has dropped and compaq has gone up over the last few years. The merger has had … predicted … results

Thinkpad - Three years ago support would have had this as a much higher ranking, but rapidly decreasing build quality over the last five years, and the instability of the systems without Thinkpad Software, is almost bottom of the barrel

Gateway - Suffers from the same just-in-time methodology as Dell but doesn’t have the customer support at this point to do anything about it.

Acer - Has suffer from poor build quality from the beginning. One laptop where the first word with the customer has always been along the lines of .. we can try to fix it, but no guaranties, and the body may easily develop faults (like missing keys cause the keyboards can be sneezed and damaged).

A lullaby for a big family!

A dream

A stray beam of sunlight glints off a metal baton as it swings thru the air. I’m chasing him down a dirt path between a field to my left and an embankment going up a few feet the right. He’s wearing some kind of minimal police armor.  I occasionally manage to catch him as he swings the baton at me. I block most of the blows with my blades, but he is desperate and some have glanced off. Through the flow of blood pooling in my left eye, I see not him, but the bike helmet of the girl sitting in the grass, and her azure framed octagonal glasses resting on the dirt path. They sit there, the right lens cracked from the top spidering down to the left and bottom, covered in a translucent film of crimson.

The armor works well even against my blades. I haven’t managed to cut any tendons. Breaking joints hasn’t been working either, he darts whenever I pull back for a powerful swing and I am chasing him again. Some nights this is all there is: chasing, catching, skirmish, repeat. Other nights she appears….

A young girl comes down the embankment in her blue dress carrying her attaché. Her light brown here drifts in the breeze. The pressure marks on her nose say she wears glasses but doesn’t like to wear them. She screams at me to run, asks me to follow her, but the man with the baton hurls himself at her. He swings the baton with a right handed backswing and makes contact with my ribs where her face was moments before. I twist the my left handed smaller blade making the baton go wide; only two, maybe three ribs broken while his follow through swing wide. An opening in his armor, I bring the blade in my right hand up and catch underside of his right arm.

The blade carves under the extended shoulder blade and slows down as it cuts through the straps of the vest. I hook the spin of the blade in my right hand with the handle of the one in the left and push; the familiar crack of the collar bone, then through and out his neck. The yellow grass of the embankment is soon covered in a red haze.

The girl grabs my hand and half drag, half wills me up the embankment to another path. She begs me to follow her, I run after her, but I can’t keep up.  She keeps running encouraging me to follow, and I keep following though I can barely see her. I am running again.

Thoughts on "Smartphones" so hopefully no one every asks again.

I’ve been asked a number of times for my opinions on various smart phones. Rather than go thru the merits of each every single time I am asked, I figured I might as well write down my opinions.  Some of the following I don’t even technically consider smart phones but I will include them as the questions have been asked. Why don’t I consider some smart phones? Usually it comes down to adaptability. A smart phone’s primary purpose is to organize your information and it’s never the same method for everyone. Without adaptability it simply can’t be a perfect device for everyone, or even a majority of the population.

Android is a relative new comer to the advance phone business. This system has a lot of potential, but implementation errors from the start make this system a shaky competitor.  A number of hardware platforms have been released, so at least Google’s inexplicable decision to refuse to test release hardware and go with the dev hardware that constitutes the original G1 can be ignored. That said, the fact that there are so many inconsistencies when it comes to the GUI and internal rules that control the system, the software definitely speaks of how not to do a polished, easy-to-use device. As each component behaves differently, every single function presents a distinct learning curve. The software really feels like it would benefit from the touch of Marissa Mayer and her site usability team. One gets the impression from  the current state of the software, and the quality of the G1 hardware that Google was trying to drive home the message that their products are still beta (despite the price tag) and meant for early adopters. Users who aren’t interested in the devices as anything other than a second phone, or don’t have a real need for a mobile device, need not apply.

Symbian has perhaps the oldest heritage of the systems that I shall cover. The ancestry can be traced back to the coding offices of PSION, arguably one of the most successful of early handheld computer manufacturers. Through the years the operating system has gone through many iterations and has a number of fragmented ROMS that the current developer prefers to call user interfaces. In its early days, Symbian showed much promise,. But at this point it proves a greater danger to itself then other systems do. Even the Symbian development community is confuse as to the differences between the various fragments. This results in a number of Symbian third party applications that claim to install on a given fragment but simply cannot. The proves to be a costly and painful issue for users looking for such applications. Combined with GUI designs that are often described as unimaginative and unrefined, Symbian has seen a decline in the number of handsets that it features on.

RIM’s Blackberry devices are an interesting case. Blackberry’s existence is almost entirely supported by the continued presence it enjoys in the world of finance and business. The interface is boring, stale, and unimaginative. That said for what it’s intended and the market it caters to, it is perfectly designed. As someone who often deals with security, I find security, or the nebulousness around it to be RIM’s Achilles’ heel. All email is funneled through and “optimized” on RIM’s servers. This frightens me when we talk about a company that frequently and accidently invites line workers to confidential board meetings. I could never sign my name to any document claiming trust in this company regardless of monetary compensation plans made in an SLA. The following is conjecture but also food for thought .. very unsettling food for me.  RIM was once barred entrance from certain countries due to intelligence requirements. Namely countries like China require full access to emails at their discretion and often without need to notify users or even RIM. (Of course this only relates to blackberries used in the respective countries.) With these conditions one assumes the mechanism would be a tool that access the RIM network and extracts whatever information the intelligence organization requires. At least one of these countries have allowed RIM to enter their market in the last three years.  If we accept a premise that this would only be allowed if an email extraction tool was made available; one begins to wonder who can get access to such a tool and how can it be exploited. Suffice to say, to much remains out of the control of either the end user or the sys-admin for me to rest comfortably with this system.

Apple’s iPhone … anything I write here will likely be attacked with a zealotus  fury.  One wonders if this is a strike against the system in itself. Apple’s app store provides a good gate keeping system that, in theory, provides for a complete set of internally consistent UI rules. That said, third party apps not being multi-run is a clear issue for making this device adaptable. Customizations are limited to that which Apple will allow. Even should on hack the OS, limitations exist to allow only the smallest adjustments. I find the interface limited, basic and almost childish in its artistic choices. I take my strongest issue with multi-touch technology. Apple bought the multi-touch technology by buying out FingerWorks and shutting them down. To this day apple hasn’t release a cross platform keyboard to replace the functionality they locked away. I say locked away because the set of gestures available from apple are woefully inadequate compared to the set offered by FingerWorks. My final worry is that the iPhone has inherited a security hole present in every version of the MAC OS released in the past decade. (I say hole not bug as it’s acting according to design and trivial to bypass with the proper freeware.) Bottom line, the culture of the company is 15 years behind in the area of security, and makes the device even more unsettling to me than the Blackberry.

This just leaves my current poison, Windows Mobile. I’ve had a chance to use every version of WINCe since 2.0 right up to its transition to a mobile phone environment. Windows’ handheld form facto has always been a promising base for the handheld market, but Microsoft and carrier GUI implementation have time and again done a disservice to the codebase. Luckily it’s always been very well support by third party applications allowing for easy customization. Additionally, the MS dev network allows for a strong background and guidelines; this, in turn, has surprisingly reinforced strong and consistent internal GUI rules. Windows Mobile recently owes a great deal to the programmers at HTC. They have put the final polish onto the Windows Mobile interface. Assuming you have the proper hardware paired with HTC’s polish, a sold product can easily be formed on the stability and security that has become intrinsic to the modern Windows Mobile environment.

HTC - You

Saw this tonight for the first time!

A fast-flying flock of panties floating past the window.

(Try saying that three times fast)

Seen on twitter

mayormiller On September 21 the City will be announcing a mobile app for its production of Scotiabank Nuit Blanche.  #MIW2009

Kalidor @mayormiller seriously, city’s spending money developing mobile apps? Better be universal across all mobile devices not just koolaid phone

mayormiller we shouldn’t support local entrepreneurs?

Kalidor @mayormiller only if the result is equal opportunity for all citizens, and you might as well @ if I can’t direct back

space whales cosmic era kira flay bed - <slightly edited>

<Syliss> Kalidor, remember the space whale from gundam seed?
<Kalidor> hard not to .. I only saw it a few hours ago
<Kalidor> or at least the bones
<ShaneB>  Results 1 - 10 of about 99,100 for “space whales”
<Syliss> lol Kalidor, did you watch the whole series?
<Kalidor> ShaneB:  how many also rank for “cosmic era”
<ShaneB>  Results 1 - 10 of about 339 for “space whales” “cosmic era”.
<Kalidor> now shane .. add … “kira flay bed”
* Kalidor snerks
<Syliss> Kalidor!
<Syliss> lulz
<Kalidor> and hope you are not on a company computer ..
<Kalidor> hehe
<ShaneB> hate you
<Kalidor> o.ox
<Kalidor> that came up with something?
<ShaneB> ya
* Kalidor falls over
<Syliss> of course, nothing bad yet on my end
<Kalidor> gomen sainu-dono
<Syliss> yaoi

<MornNickB> shatner is awesome, don’t joke about him
<liz> ok you disappeared and all i saw in my buffer was myself and Kalidor ;P
<liz> YOU GOT SCROLLED
<liz> sorry, i’m really tired

I take TO web celebs, and others with voice to task for being so quite and making it seem that it’s just business as usual. Gundammit … there are a lot of us out here that don’t have much (if any) disposable income,  and what free entertainment we’d normally get for the national holiday have been robbed of us by a group of lazy jackasses that want more money than people with thrice their education and merrit working a job that has 1/5th the hours.

I call bullocks and shame on them all.

CUPE meets Vertomo?

<Kalidor> yay pinhead crunching o.ox;
<Knitguy> heh
<seiichi01> hah
<Fringe> got some of the striking city workers for Vertomo?
<Kalidor> I wish

Bacon-power chat

<Kalidor> bacon can generate a 5000 degree F bacon plasma flame
<DAKlives> hehehhe
<DAKlives> good to know :)
<Fringe> heh
<Kalidor> make it into a nozzle, encased in a cucumber
<DAKlives> mmm bacoon nozzles
<Kalidor> it can burn for about 5 minutes and almost instanteanously cut thru aluminum
<Kalidor> erm
<Kalidor> sorry
<Kalidor> 2.5 minutes
<DAKlives> still….
<Kalidor> bacon has a lot of energy
<Kalidor> hehe
<Fringe> no wonder gknee can type so fast
<DAKlives> hahahhah